This is the studpidest, worst, most banal website you have ever visited. Ever. You should navigate away to another page,
seriously. If you keep reading you'll get dumber, no lie.
If this page gets popular enough, we might even consider turning it into a blog, probably not cause it sucks.
We have no idea what to put here.
I ate a chipotle burrito today. It was the most delicious meal I have had the whole year. Then I soiled myself. This is why I'm almost homeless. If you want to give us suggestions, send them to gdmarl@wm.edu. Seriously, do it please. Gman probably won't even check his own website. Flood his mailbox. Now.
More to come later. This is a work in progress.
RDB, you suck.
Sincerely,
Life